so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He shit in the fireplace
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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