i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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