Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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