I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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