chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm like, not good at living.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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