My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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