Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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