i don't plan on having that self control this summer
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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