love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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