So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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