Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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