i think i have herpe
just one?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Randomize
