im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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