We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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