We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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