i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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