So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
