Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
