VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just cut my nipple shaving
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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