I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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