If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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