Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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