ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
