Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
ttyl tear gas
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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