I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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