we have officially lost it.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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