I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
