lets start a swedish sibling band together
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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