: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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