FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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