It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
