I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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