im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
