So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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