i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
