GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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