Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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