Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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