No subtext here. People are naked.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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