So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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