sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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