I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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