he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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