The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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