My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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