I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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