She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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