I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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