Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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