It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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