this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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