FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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