if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i think i have herpe
just one?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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