do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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