so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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