so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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