there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
All I want is dick and wine.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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