no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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